{"product_id":"hey-jesus-its-ur-birthday-tea-towel","title":"Hey Jesus It's Ur Birthday Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your holiday décor could use a little sacred silliness, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHey Jesus It’s Ur Birthday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tea towel delivers. The blue fabric sets the stage for bold red text and a delightfully unexpected illustration of Jesus sporting a party hat and holding a balloon. Red-and-white reindeer and trees frame the edges, giving it a look that sits somewhere between Christmas pageant and birthday bash, just like Christmases of old. Well, not really, but you get the idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe towel itself is 100% absorbent cotton, soft enough for everyday use and sturdy enough to survive the season’s endless rounds of cooking, snacking, and “just one more” batch of cookies. A handy hanging loop on the back makes it easy to show off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, festive, and just irreverent enough to spark a smile, it’s a great pick for gifting or keeping. After all, it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e His birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46594212167836,"sku":"96250063","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/6935\/1836\/files\/96250063.jpg?v=1774645689","url":"https:\/\/smallboxmarket.com\/products\/hey-jesus-its-ur-birthday-tea-towel","provider":"Small Box Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}