{"product_id":"mostly-drug-free-socks","title":"Mostly Drug Free Socks","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMostly drug free… emphasis on \u003ci\u003emostly\u003c\/i\u003e. These black socks spell it out loud and clear with bold red cuff trim, matching red-and-white stripes across the foot, and big block text that delivers the punchline without breaking eye contact. They’re the kind of socks that spark a smirk, a snort, or a silent “same.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eIf your sense of humor leans dry, dark, or delightfully unfiltered, these belong in your drawer. Wear them anywhere you feel like telling the truth… but not \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e much of it, now. You might frighten the locals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eMade from a soft, stretchy cotton blend (70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic), they’re a mid-calf crew fit that works for most feet (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46962016518300,"sku":"1260453","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/6935\/1836\/files\/1260453_Right_1024.jpg?v=1779726959","url":"https:\/\/smallboxmarket.com\/products\/mostly-drug-free-socks","provider":"Small Box Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}