Bitch Please Socks

Serve attitude from the ankles down with these retro-inspired “Bitch Please” socks. White with a black cuff, heel, and toe, they’re decked out with bold stripes in pink, yellow, light blue, and dark blue giving off serious ’70s–’80s throwback vibes. The unapologetic text runs loud and clear, making them perfect for days when your patience is running on fumes.

Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and durable enough for everything from casual Fridays to folding laundry in your bedroom. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them an easy gift for friends who embrace a little silliness.

Machine washable for easy care, these socks keep your feet comfy while letting the world know you’re not here for nonsense.