If your holiday wish list has exactly one item on it, this tea towel speaks your truth loud and clear. Bright red with crisp white lettering, it spells out the only gift that really matters: Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol.
Surrounding the text are playful line illustrations of Santa hoisting a frothy mug, cocktails clinking, snowflakes, trees, and cheerful polka dots that make it look like the world’s most festive bar menu.
Made from soft, absorbent cotton and sized at 19" x 25", it’s ready to dry dishes, tackle spills, or hang proudly where guests can chuckle (and relate).
Perfect for holiday hosts, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that sometimes the spirit of Christmas is… well, spirits.
