Deck the Halls and Not Your In-Laws Socks

Family gatherings can test anyone’s patience, but at least your socks can keep the peace. Or, at the very least, keep you from kicking someone under the table. These Deck The Halls And Not Your In-Laws socks are here to remind you what the holidays are really about: decorating, eating way too much, and maybe one (or three) glasses of wine before dessert.

Off-white with a bold red heel and toe, they’ve got a festive grid pattern in shades of green and red, plus the not-so-subtle message spelled out loud and clear, complete with a sprig of mistletoe for a cheeky finishing touch.

Made from a soft cotton blend and sized to fit most (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12), they’re your seasonal survival gear for navigating awkward small talk, dodging unsolicited life advice, and gracefully excusing yourself from round three of political debates. Cozy, clever, and just rebellious enough, they’re the perfect holiday buffer.