Free Kitten T-shirt | Nice Enough Merch Co

Spoiler alert: it’s not actually a kitten. This gray unisex T-shirt lures you in with bold black text reading “Free Kitten,” then hits you with a detailed illustration of a skunk, tail raised and ready for business. It’s adorable and a little devious, kind of like the shirt’s owner.

Made from a soft 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear and sturdy enough to survive awkward encounters with people who don’t read the fine print.

Perfect for animal lovers with a twisted sense of humor, this tee says, “Sure, I’ll give you something cute… but you might regret it.” Wear it to the park, the farmer’s market, or anywhere else you’re hoping to attract attention, and maybe scare off a few overly chatty strangers.