Giving A Fuck Doesn't Really Go With My Outfit Today Tea Towel

Some days you dress to impress. Other days, you dress to not give a single damn and this towel gets it. Printed on pink gingham, it features a retro 1950s-style woman in an apron with navy and hot pink accents, plus bold text that declares: “Giving A Fuck Doesn’t Really Go With My Outfit Today.” Consider it your kitchen’s official not-so-welcome sign.

At 19" x 25", it’s made from 100% soft, absorbent cotton, so it’s ready for drying dishes, wiping spills, or hanging prominently as a fair warning to anyone bold enough to ask what’s for dinner. The built-in hang loop makes it easy to keep on display, where it belongs.

It’s cheeky, practical, and guaranteed to make your kitchen just a little less wholesome.