Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring.
These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around the calf like a badge of freedom, while “Not My Problem Anymore” runs across the foot to remind everyone exactly where you stand: far, far away from meetings, deadlines, and — best of all — office drama.
Crafted from a soft and breathable cotton/poly blend, these mid-calf crew socks are unisex and fit most (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). They’re perfect for lounging, traveling, or casually watching your former coworkers panic from a safe, sunny distance.
So go ahead. Put your feet up, pour another coffee (or mimosa), and let these socks handle the explaining. You’ve earned it.
