Look, not every day is a win. But sometimes you go. And if you were more backed up than the Suez Canal in 2021, that’s definitely cause for celebration.
These light brown socks with a darker brown toe and heel don’t hold anything back. Right across the top they say: “I Pooped Today!” And just below it? A delightfully unbothered cartoon poop, fists in the air like it just crossed the finish line at the Fiber Olympics.
Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Sport them proudly post-bathroom trip. Wear them while cheering on a constipated friend. Or, add them to your sock drawer just for a laugh.
Wear them loud. Wear them proud. And may all your future efforts be regular.
