Finally, socks that match your mother tongue. These maroon mid-calf crew socks feature a clean white stripe on the cuff and bold text that declares, “I Speak Fluent Sarcasm.” Subtle enough for everyday wear, loud enough that no one can say they weren’t warned.
Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and durable. They’re totally perfect for stomping away from nonsense, kicking back with a smirk, or delivering your signature deadpan lines. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), which makes them an easy gift for the sharp-tongued friend in your life.
Machine washable and dripping with attitude, these socks keep your feet warm while making sure everyone knows you don’t just understand sarcasm — you’re a native speaker.
