It All Hurts and I'm Dying Socks

Because sometimes you don’t need a doctor. You just need a nap, a snack, and the right socks.

These dark gray crew socks are stitched with the kind of honesty that hurts a little less when it’s funny. A crisp white stripe crosses the foot, a tiny cartoon bandage reminds you of your ongoing survival, and the text says it all: “It All Hurts and I’m Dying.”

Pull on these socks when you’re battling the aftermath of leg day, a questionable decision from the night before, or the agony of existing upright. No matter the reason, these socks will bring you at least some comfort.

Made from a soft cotton-poly blend with just the right amount of stretch, they’re perfect for crawling into bed, waddling through a pity party, or dramatically flopping onto the couch.

Fits most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12), especially those belonging to the tired, the achy, and the terminally over-it.