Tequila is a Sneaky Bitch T-shirt | Nice Enough Merch Co

One shot, two shots… next thing you know, you’re dancing on a table. This green-gray unisex T-shirt calls it like it is, featuring an illustrated tequila bottle with a label that reads: “Tequila Is A Sneaky Bitch.” This shirt is a truth-teller and a cautionary tale and it’s perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that tequila doesn’t play fair.

Made from a soft 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for happy hour, late-night tacos, or recovering on the couch the next morning. The fit is unisex, the vibe is bold, and the message? A PSA disguised as fashion.

This one’s ideal for gifting to your party crew or keeping for yourself. Either way, this shirt guarantees laughs — and maybe a few flashbacks — wherever tequila is served.